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Thursday, November 26, 2009
The Only
The only thing that will keep me from killing a customer tomorrow during the shopping frenzy will be the fact that I am being paid the same day. Well-played, holiday sales, well-played.
See also: The Harry Potter Incident.
Happy Über Fun Small Pox/Native Genocide/Poultry Massacre Day!
Cheers from a food coma,
c.i.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Finer things in life.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
This darkness is just a suggestion
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Employment, Leibowitz and Old-Fashioned
Customer quotes of the day:
[A fair 20 minute period after same-said woman purchased cheesy romance novel and had left the store, she returned to complain:]
"I can't read this! It's a romance novel based in London. I hate novels based in London, can I return it?"
[Elderly Asian gentleman's response when I ran into him twice within the same 5 minute span and I reassured him I wasn't following him]
"I'm too old for you anyway"
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I woke up to the rain, left for the day with a chill on my neck and three layers of my worn down sweaters. Mmm ... autumn.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Cut-Off
I'm not keeping "tabs". You got me into a lot of great music and amazing art. I liked that train of thought. Simple as that.
Also
re∙tract |riˡtrakt| (verb, [trans]): 2. withdraw (a statement or accusation) as untrue or unjustified.
Please excuse my insecurities and words that were spewed from same-said fountain.
Also
re∙tract |riˡtrakt| (verb, [trans]): 2. withdraw (a statement or accusation) as untrue or unjustified.
Please excuse my insecurities and words that were spewed from same-said fountain.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Doolittle
I was somewhere in the back left portion of the orchestra pit. Somewhere towards the middle of the song, some white guy named Theo - whom I'm guessing was rolling on ecstasy - licked my heart tattoo and ran away.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Dia de los Muertos
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