Wanted:

An HTML/Dreamweaver/CSS tutorial
to make my own website
and get away from this lameness
(sorry Blogger.com, but I'm starting to outgrow you. It's not y-- ... actually, it is you).

in exchange:
a home-cooked meal by yours truly.
And yes, I can actually cook.
Creepsters and complete strangers need not apply without good reason.

Resolution

I heard Grizzly Bear's "Two Weeks" while in the grocery store on New Year's Eve in the middle of the day. A bit of a trip.

I have solemnly sworn to not jump to conclusions about how to conduct this next year, other than to just keep breathing.

Oh, and to upload more damned art / actually upload pages from this effing comic, just so I have something back up this "website", other than just my rotten observations, tasteless cadence and links to online movies.

Hello, Twenty-Ten. Play nice, or I'll kick your face in.

Best,
see.eye

Panama

It's hard to take you seriously when you're shaking your newly-found beergut to Van Halen on a stripper pole in a dive in Jack London Square. On a Sunday night.

This special report was brought to you by the Vicious & Stoney Brigade (on loan from LARP, Confidential), who kindly remind you, "не более глупо трахает!", and use a condom.

P.S. Just go away already, 2009. And don't let the door hit your ugly ass on the way out.

Happy Wookie Life Day

Wonder if I could've gotten Russian radio with those antlers.
May tonight find you safe, warm and spiritually intact in some shape or form.

Live long and prosper
see.eye
x

Cut-Off

I'm not keeping "tabs". You got me into a lot of great music and amazing art. I liked that train of thought. Simple as that.
Also

re∙tract |riˡtrakt| (verb, [trans]): 2. withdraw (a statement or accusation) as untrue or unjustified.

Please excuse my insecurities and words that were spewed from same-said fountain.